Ctl.Alt.Shft. Feature: Mending Nigeria?

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Feature: Mending Nigeria?

Submitted by: Heydon.Prowse

02.12.09

MEND (Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta) are a militant group in the Niger Delta region of Nigeria that have waged a very successful guerrilla war against the Nigerian government and Western oil companies such as Chevron and Shell.

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The New Vauxhall Torture Club - in THE OBSERVER

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/dec/06/dont-panic-protest-tv

The New Vauxhall Torture Club

Heydon Prowse for DPTV

For all the really hardcore masochists out there, the MI6 building is open from 9am-6pm Monday to Friday and is located at at 85, Albert Embankment by Vauxhall Bridge. And for anyone worried that Britain’s commitment to the UN Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman and Degrading Treatment or Punishment might spoil their fun, don’t worry! Enhanced interrogation techniques can include all or any of the following:

attention grasp, walling, facial hold, facial slap (insult slap), cramped confinement, wall standing, stress positions, sleep deprivation, insects placed in a confinement box, temperature extremes, music played at debilitating volumes, sexual humiliation and of course – last but not least - waterboarding.

So there’s plenty of fun to be had. Get yourself down there and if you can get past the door staff you’re bound to have a wonderfully brutal and horrific time.

http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine/shock/new-torture-club-opens-in-vauxhall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEwLvZ3VKvs

RBS - GIVE US BACK OUR F***ING MONEY YOU C**TS

Heydon Prowse for DPTV...

If you go to work everyday, 9-5 and then hand over about a quarter of your income to the government every month and you're not angry about the current banking F-up, then you’re either one of the financial or political elite that have been ripping off the world since time immemorial, or you’re a snivelling, subservient little slave and you deserve all the subjugation you get. Our government is bailing the banks out to the tune of £500 billion! Yes, that's £500 billion of taxpayers' money! To put that in perspective, we give roughly £5.4 billion a year to international aid. For the full article go to:

http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine/progress/royal-bank-of-scotland---cash-back

View here if the youtube vid doesnt work:

http://shootingpeople.org/watch/film.php?film_id=70905

This one's pretty funny too..

Chess Boxing Film...

Check out Heydon's film on the sport that is Chess Boxing...

We watch boxers Hubert Van Malek and Hector Gomez fight it out at this new and exciting game of brawn and brain that's taking over Europe. Players play alternate rounds of chess and boxing - winners get the medal via either knock out or checkmate!